29 July 2007
The Evergreen State College
2700 Evergreen Parkway NW
Olympia, Washington 98505
RE: A Failure on Your Part to Accommodate One Ms. L to the Best of Your Ability
Dear Unfortunate and Powerless Secretary, Intern, or Student Worker:
It has come to my attention that over the course of the past year you have committed a folly so great that your very reputation as an institution of value must at once be forsaken. Refusing, furthermore, to give satisfaction for your aggregate blindness puts you in the same class and grade as the most rude and contemptible Universities of Lower Learning. The next paragraph will be completely to my purpose of berating your name and station.
I cannot justify spending much time in stooping to communications with an academy so roundly foul, so I am compelled to keep this brief. Nothing in the world will account for Ms. L's benevolent condescension to allow your clearly debased pile of bricks and farce to house her for a term of four years in return for your comical and easily dismissed Bachelor's degree. Your abominable disinclination to fully compensate her for her altruistic interest in the hollow fraud you criminally refer to as a school is both hopelessly uncivil and the subject of this missive. Your failure to adhere to basic politeness is a telling indication of your rancorous inability to appreciate talent when it falls into your beastly lap, a revolting lunacy in your scholarship selections, and a thorough witlessness in your general personnel.
You are a chuff in sheep's clothing, Evergreen, and a mortification to your peers. I really thought you were of a higher station.
Yours in Derision,
/s/
Vincent Saint-Simon
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Sounds like one more person who thinks that talent is enough to warrant attention. From what I know about Evergreen, most talented students who work hard and try their best get a fabulous and superlative education.
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